Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
Mew, you little shit. You broke the flow
And yes, I will tag all these little shits. Just you watch
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WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY
it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called